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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (April 7, 1921)
Uncle Xali’s THE SURPRISE PARTY ‘SABBATH OAT” NOT SUNDAY Medern Writer» Display an Amazing Ca retesan ess in tfoalr Misuse of th» ri ords. In English there la not a more defi nite word than sabbath, yet It la used with an amazing curaiaaaM»» aa a synonym for Sunday. The writers and translators of the New Testament uas sabbath correctly, says a writer in the Brooklyn Eagle. It is always Hebrew and In no In stance 1» It associated with the New Tewrsmeut dispensation—now unlvet «ally known as Chrtstfnnhy. Inilet-«: the apostles were severely rebuked h; tbe Jews for breaking the sail hath Cbrtatiuns cannot break the sabbath for they do not liave It io break. Sabbath anti Sumtay are observed on separate «lay* but this 1» not nee • ssary. as astronomy shows that the Identity of «lays from year to year is Impossible: since the year and day are incommensurable, The leap years show that any given late varies a lay; even this does not correct the dates, as other correction»—the con- turial leap years—tiecome necessary. There Is a still deefter reason for dis carding tbe severtt.v of the sabbath, namely, our seven-day week la un counted thousands of years older than the book of '¡enests. Evidence Is very strong that it was founded on quarter ing the qderenl month—the “true month.” Long before anything even approaching astronomy arose man no ticed thaf rhe inoon slowly moved into another group of star» each night, anil by rough eye measurement, «•ompleted her revolution In 28 days—"the 2S mansion» of heaven” of the Cblneee and Japanese. American Legion Notes Tillamook Post meets < the 14th, at the city ¡tail. nunwid* y otsts ï ourself K^isisäii' with paint er varman. W e tell how r îocrs outclassed by eight or nine tn tous -ection». Memorial Day celebration will re Tillamook Post lost an active mem ceive attention at ihe next meet 1 n ber when F.H. Gardner, until recer* of Tillamook Post. Plans of the Le- ly salesman for the Standard Oil " - . gton to commemorate thia day extend here, was asaigned as agency manag«; not only across the Nation but to the at Crane, in Malheur County. F. II. cemeteries of France and the graves was regular In attendance, willing to of American soldiers who 1U bi.ried work and a mighty dependable fc-1 there will receive the same tender ow. Mrs. Gardner also took .reat care that will b given the final rest ., Ing places of soldiers i n this country, interest in the aim» of the Leg’on. being airres and was an active member 4 Local memorial services are planned in which Tillamook Post will the local auxilllary. They wil un doubtedly help to keep things mov participate. ing in their new location. • a • * » • Elsewhere in this issue is the ad., Tillamook Post meets on Thursday 1 vertlsement of "Flashes of Action.” the 14th. at the city hall. a motion picture which will be exhi bited at the Gem Theater in Tills Thiti mook on Friday. April 15th. NOHCE TO TIKE USERS The Pennsylvania Vacuum Cup fre is not a movie in the ordinary sense of the word for it has neither nor tube offer expires fhe 10th of April. plot. It 1» a series of films taken by Anticipate your wants, come in and the Signal Corps of the Army during see us before the above date, if yon the late war and is issued officially are not needing tires at present make by the government as showing things a small deposit and we will take car® of your future needs and secure for that actually transpired during var you the free tube. Remember ioua actions in which American date. troops participated. The film is ex., I Williams <x Williams Garage hlbited by the local Post of the Amer., lean Legion and all profits derived ♦ COVERED HEADS IN CHURCH from its showing go to the Post. • • aefore the Year 1M1 Man Old Not Tillamook Post meets on Thursday. Remove Their Hat» During the 14th. at the city hall. Religious Services. 64/“\l-D Singlefoot In going to «-ele- VJ brate hie golden wedding to morrow," .aid the asaezHor; "we are planning to give him a surprise party, and would Ilka you to go along.” "Yon couldn’t drag me there with a team of govern- merit tuuies. ’ re plied tile -village patriarch. ‘About tMe meanest trick you can play a man 1» to spring a step prise party on him. Of course the tnn- jorlty of surprise parties are takes. The victim has been informed in advance that he is going to be am- bushed upon a cer tain date, and tie bi» preparations accordingly. Then when the visitor« arrive at his abode be pretends to be immensely aatonlxhed, and says he never dreamed of such a visitation; but tbe fact that bo is rearing bls Sunday shirr, and has tils hair parted In tbe middle, gives the 11« to all bis protestations. "There Is no serious objection to a surprise party when rhe victim Is warned tn advance, although, as I have shown. It encourages skullduggery and hypocrisy, for no man can be Thor oughly honest who pretends amaze ment over a visit oe baa .been plan ning for. "But tbe genuine surprise party 1» The "Homme» Club” recently or.. About Iflfll an agltntlon commenced an ontrage, and people who resort to It should he severely punished. There’s to have men -emove their hats In ,anlzed. consists of half a dozen for nothing more humiliating to a «»If '•hnrch—Pepys makes gentle fun of It mer service men who have rented a respecting man than ro have a whole The custom was first to remove the house, hired a cook an.i think they neighborhood blow into his dwelling hat to cover tbe eyes in prayer, and are enjoying life. Among the mem 'ater It was taken off altogether. wh< ii r.e isn’t looking for IL hers are Iivie Keidson. Vie While. 1 Tlie Introduction of the wig helped " When I am at home I naert ilei* everything to personal comfort, I the custom—for It proved difficult to L'ick Donrvan and Gilbert Finite. It take off my shoes and collar and neck keep one’s bat on over a tousled will be a gay extstanee—until Cupid tie, ami roll up my shirtsleeves ami mass of false curia. Tills also let! to butts In. slip my suspendera down over my large lints with illumes going out of arms. I don’t care how r look if I am styls. .< dividend 1» to be paid in th» near feeling at »are. If I am expeettng Then. Instead of wearing hats In visitors. I go to my boudoir and rtx doors, men went to the other extreme. fin ure to uil former service men who myself up w I look like bridegroom. and often carried them In their hands h..v» con»»rtfd their life grid >« ¡n Mv wife has theories, similar to mine, when out of doors. The Puritan» tn ro any of th« permnnt’it forms of and doesn’t believe in being arrayed England continued to wear their gc» emment Insurance AbMH |X5<). In purple and tine linen all the time. brond hrtmnied lists, however. Indoors 001' 1» to ba derided am >ng thcs.-> wh But she wouldn't he seen looking and out slouchy for anything. Men’s hats and clothing were have carried converted Insurance f ' "Rome months ago my wife casually "hanged with the French llevoliitlon; ever a yeu •. This s’ivi represents remarked to a neighbor that my blrth- wigs went out. and then with the rise ••rings ni th departe ent a»-r an day would oecur on rhe following of Napoleon, dres.i became military shove the actual cost >’ the lour Wednesday. and that neighbor, being In style. In 1S1B, «luring the Restora arce. a "ontlrmed husybodv. got busy and tion period, arose the "stovepipe lint.’’ organized a surprise party. I never anti breeches, at the same rime bu> received the faintest bint of the gan to lie worn to the ankle. Tlllamcnk Pont meets rhui’duy scheduled •ataatropbe. and on rhe he 14th at the city l«a” evening of my birthday I wa» lying on • e • Hew Old Armor Wee Made the floor of the sitting mom. with February showed a tremendous Ancient armor coet money. A eom- abont a hundred newspapers around me. My wife waa wearing an old plete Iren suit of exclusive deslgn gain in paid up membertnip» in Ore.. wrapper, and we» popping com on 'he might '"«tick“ the purchaser for as gon, say» a report issued by E.J. kitchen stove. There was nobody else much a» $1.001» which w»» a great Eivars. Department adjutant. 1272 in the non»», and we had no idea visi sum In thoae «lay* Baronial gentle tors would come. for It waa a bad men, however, had their own profes- new names coming into headquarters s'onaj irmorers to turn out such tn one week. There are now ninety night. .»— - «»—«..» - .... ’■•kht o'clock. Just when I metal garments. The common soldiers eight posts in the state. Tillani ok waa thinking of “ going to bed. there went to battle with nothing better to Pnst ranked among the largest In the was a knock at the front door. My protect them than leather Jerkins and State earlyAn the year hut is now Recently samplea were wife thought it was some boy on an «teel cape. errand so she went to the door with a tn ken from a dozen of ancient pleres sfovebook in one hand, and the corn anil put through a chemical and micro popper In the other, and -J».« gave a scopical examination by experts In or shriek of anguish when she sew the der to rind out something about how .■ossa meeting on the front porch. The the stuff waa made. It was found hat all the pieces thus tested were mlnnte the door waa open all those delegates pushed themselves in. smil made from very pure wrought iron, ing and giggling as though thev were converted info steel hy the old “<-emen- tntlon" process The original iron doing something mighty funny t. "Our house hadn't been in inch dis wits produced much like our modern It was carbonized, order tn twenty years. It looked as wrangbt Iron. though a «'onple of amateur teams had hamniereit into sheets and the sheets The whole was been playing basketball In It. My iveMetl together wife and I began apologising and efr then hammered into shape while heat plaining, aa people will do under such ed and pluiigetl Into water, thus pro condition», although they know that ducing the llnal hardening. jjpbodv will iielleve what thev «ay; the guests issnred til that It was all Religion in Cverydav Life right, but I could see them «flnlntlng The wldrepremt inprewlon 'bar re around and making mental notes for ligion la >i thing of life »part and not future reference and inside of a week an «■«•entlHl part <»f profitable life is Ca.ich her! She s the story was all over town that our at the I mt tom of all our serial prnb- ovitside the law tionre waa a fright and no respectable lem», Were the people taught, not cow could live In It. merely preacheil to eo Munday* l>wt "That was ths most miserable even taught in school from mfawcv t«a ->M ing I ever «pent, my friends, and I age, that to «leal ftMttlv. to ho kind have never forgiven the people who and gañeron», and tn revere the pow rook part in that uprising. And von ers above ‘nrthly power», our social may he-sure HI never treat another alfa 1rs would «non umiline. or approx- THAT SUDDEN as I wan treated. 'mate, the condition« contemplated l>v In the«» more enllght- the Master enetl time» men want to know the A snldler preeented hlmaelf at th* vaine of rel'glnn an a pernrinal asset vhieh Commonwealth irreatiry in Melbourne. In life rather than a promised assur you ex- men of peate peace and soffri after Ajlgtralia, und «nid. "1 am a JO-pound pwrienae at note and «rent to be ea»hed.'‘ Ile death. i An iw.-mrt. nal »erman on the amen em he •tated that he bad »wall.rwed the value of religion re a personal nreet •emowd. No uot« at Flenrbnix when he expert cd In «vial anil i uh N O»« Hfb would be wonuui naff ’he to be ,-aptured. He reruembrred the helpful to ma ny fol 1er* — K razmua right to suffer .Kimber, and "hf, not, In queatlon Wilson. nime! out in he the -wily ono mlaelng »men abe « - mu ReelO« fee Good Memory ' »btain relief fmm A perticuter issue which had Rose, tbe gurrnlnne domestic. *n hem roralled. safely, owtainiv give yon facts of hlstsrv—Internation and promptly. al dramatic, »candaloee right off th* 1 ^’lppuffe yen ¿io hat without a mcmenr’» hesitation, / dare head "How do row manage to remember ache*. back »11 these things. Ho«»’“ inquired lie» aches. extreme employer the ofbrr «toy. fMTVOUlUWB. low- Then Rose <-ame heck with the la- splnta ia«i general fallible rule for .owner t trainlag. ®oo«l - for - noth "HI tell ye ma am." «ay» «he. "All ing feelings at me Hfo never a tie Eve told. And ‘.IUMH? Your MkM when ye don’t have to be taxin’ ver is not hopeleaa. memory to be rememlwriti wbnt yo Try Doctor Pierce s told this one or that one or how ya Pavnnte Prescrip explained fols or that rw 'lou t over tion. Sold bjr work It »mi It tests ye. <♦>»! ■■ sew. drugffwta m dQuxj forever." ar tablets, or send 10c. to Dr. Prcc»'» Invalid« Hotel in Thia Woman ihitferrd Fr»m The Benedwtiae Sis>r» Buifalo. N T„ for Mr< H A. Leaman. Rtnrcia. Colo. a trial package. rte tollnwi*a from tbs Benedict I »• Read what this *rltre ”1 suff»r»d with bladder and Slater». Holy Name Convent. «eu ka- woman says; kidney troublr for yvora. Tolay Kl.l- tenia. Fla . I» •< r*4ue te »vary eu Rrawor. C al .—"Aboot Ssa rear» Ihar We llave Ju»» rmetvM ship nay Pills helped me mi much I fwl ago I iuf!»r*d aawreiv. I crmanJtad a • local doctor and be -aid I wnmm I hare ment oí Polar« Honey and Tar. It fine new. Suffered to undergo an «paraZem. I then tried u a household remedy We have uM hardly -ouId live I recommend F Pr. Fere»"» Favorite Prearrptem-- took oaa bntt.'e— aleu on» boule >1 u» It »tace ws kaew of H, for œ» »teil ey‘e Kidney Pill» to ail »ht. »uff ' • »uuen deds al Liken rery and ooad dren »apmially. aad atwaye found it the T a -H ou TsbiatB,' and I hare not beneliriai. been irmt led ffmw. — Mu L. G Atuatuirr. R. F l> No. I. I BLACK BEAUTY I We moire the inoit hnisnes. Tht> ary over ni^nt. - - ycu can walk on them in the morn ing. They are made foi lay men’s :hey use as tveil ns "sinter's __ _ .pread r__ _ anL cover flew and —11 The result is a smooth weLL and lstr’us rir.L.h—j t the one •cu want to ^et, zirhough you - — an .unateur — uo the work. 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Vomi tes - únamele paints Whcrs to I.mpr 'in- that ■. ret the ri^ht material :□ be sure to go to the nght • J -ff» f/■» Fuller Prnrfuct"3. Cut cut the couucn below as a lneiiiu to direct you. 3P :ifíCATlM • rill I Eff Don’t think you can’t Jo re th .:<•* this simply because y m haven’t ever done it. Fol low Fut .r and vouli - •■’".ihr -.iect. Rubber Cement Floor P.ist— a tannery, watarproot ini iur- able paint for ■loon oi kitchens, in coler cioasts. Attractive Attrscuve ie color aad sud ¿¿OM. Jnn sard over night. Mad« a 13 colon. Alio makers at House Paint. All-purpose Vamisr.m. Silken- »nite Enamel. Sifte«n-ior-Ploors. Washable Wall Fi.iiih. Auto Enamel. 3am and Boot Paint. Porch snd Step Paint and Pio neer "White Lead. Puller’3 "Home Service” Paint Product* are «old by the following in your city: ( Dealers' Mi end Addressee/ r ANNOUNCING 06. PAIGE NATIONAL DEMONSTRATION WEEK DETECTIVES —note ! For one week—commencing Monday, April 4th. — our Dealers in every section of the nation will conduct a special series of demon strations with the complete line of Paige cars. Our “Daytona 6-66” model now holds the world’s stock car record for speed. It will be the purpose of Demonstration Week to prove that any Paige car — in the hands of an unprofessional driver—is indeed Master of the Highway. Sharp Pain No other stock car has ever equalled our own speed record of 102.8 miles per hour. No other car, we are con- fldent, can defeat a Paige in the milder tests of general demonstra tion work. By proving itself the fastest car, the Paige 6-66 has revealed qualities of endurance and strength that are be yond dispute. World’s champion ship form is a guarantee of all ’round efficiency — the best guarantee that the sporting world affords. Demonstration Week offers an un^ rivaled opportunity. You have but | to get in touch with our Dealer and ’ he will book you for a ride that will prove finally convincing. Then, with an actual record of the tests, you will be in position to com pare the Paige 6-66 with any other motor car —at any price — on . the American market You will also be able to determine whether the New Series “Glenbrook Six-44” is or is not the greatest dollar for dollar value in the light six field. Surely no man could ask for a fairer or more sportsmanlike proposition. Whether you contemplate buying- a motor car or not, we very cordially in vite you to ride with Paige during th« coming week. It will prove a revela tion, \A"e believe—and a liberal educa tion in strictly modern engineering. pa igb - dbtro i t motor car company , d ' btboit . ofP^i9 MofO, Car. .ad Mof^ 7>wc>. îh LAMOOK AUTOMOBILE COMPANY